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1. The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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2. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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3. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
(Paper, Rock, What, Same, Time, Answer, Chuck, Norris) | -
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4. Chuck Norris doesnât shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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5. Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
(Chuck, Norris, Only, Person, Planet, That, Kick, Back, Face) | -
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6. Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
(Nagasaki, Never, Bomb, Chuck, Norris, Plane, Ground) | -
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7. If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
(Search, Chuck, Norris, Getting, Will, Generate, Zero, Just, Happen) | -
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8. Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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9. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face a...
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10. Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."
(Chuck, Norris, Role, Lord, Because, Only, Pussy, Would, Need, Three, Destroy, Piece) | -
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