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1. Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the Hunter's Lodge.
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2. Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in...
(Science, Human, Long, Enough, Money, Stephen, Reason, Most, People, Play, Golf, Wear, They, Would, Caught, Dead, Otherwise, Roger, Simon) | -
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3. Beer is good food.
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4. My girlfriend is weird. She asked me, "If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?" I said, "No." She said, "Okay, then forget it." (Steven Wright)
(Weird, Could, Know, When, Were, Would, Want, Said, Okay, Then, Forget, Steven, Wright) | -
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5. Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
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6. Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide. -Woodrow Wilson
(Never, Murder, When, Busy, Committing, Suicide, Woodrow, Wilson) | -
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7. I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
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8. Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance.
(Hard, Work, Never, Hurt, Anyone, Take, Chance) | -
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9. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. (Steven Wright)
(When, Dirty, Woman, Sexual, Minute, Steven, Wright) | -
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10. And we were poor too. Why if I wasn't born a boy.... I'd have nothing to play with. (Rodney Dangerfield)
(Were, Poor, Born, Have, Nothing, Play, With, Rodney) | -
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