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1. Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
(Comedy, People, Laugh, Without, Them, Puke) | -
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2. I'm not littering... I'm donating to the earth.
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3. Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
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4. Buy one for the price of two and get the second one free!
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5. One of the best things people can have up their sleeve is a funny bone
(Best, People, Have, Their, Sleeve, Funny, Bone) | -
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6. If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
(Sense, Would, Long, Have, Committed, Suicide) | -
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7. A sense of humor judges one's actions and the actions of others from a wider reference... it pardons shortcomings; it consoles failure. It recommends moderation.
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8. I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice.
(Great, Friend, Public, They, Keep, People, Vice) | -
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9. Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
(Whenever, Lady, Slip, Fall, Sidewalk, First, Instinct, Laugh, Then, Think, What, Fell, Then, Seem, Quite, Funny) | -
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10. A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.
(Person, Laugh, Himself, Will, Never) | -
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