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1. Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be s...
(Being, Funny, Person, Awful, Feel, That, Serious, With, People, They, Expect, They, Want, Clown, Only, Make, Them, Laugh) | -
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2. A great step toward independence is a good humored stomach.
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3. Good taste and humour...are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.
(Good, Taste, Like, Chaste, Whore) | -
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4. Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
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5. Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth -- a sense of humor.
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6. Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
(Mankind) | -
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7. Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
(Chaos, Midst, Chaos, Funny, Order) | -
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8. When the blind leadeth the blind, get out of the way.
(When, Blind, Leadeth) | -
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9. Well, dinner would have been splendid
if the wine had been as cold as the soup, the beef as rare as the service, the brandy as old as the fish, and the maid as willing as the Duchess.
(Well, Would, Have, Been, Wine, Cold, Soup, Beef, Rare, Service, Brandy, Fish, Maid, Duchess) | -
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10. Anyone who wants the presidency enough that he will spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.
(Anyone, Enough, That, Will, Spend, With, Office) | -
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