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31. His nose is snottier than a frog in a blender
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32. Whoever said money can´t buy happiness doesn´t know where to shop.
(Whoever, Said, Money, Know, Where, Shop) | -
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33. The power of accurate observation is called cynicism by those who have not got it.
(Power, Accurate, Observation, Those, Have) | -
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34. Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners.
(Screw, Your, Beyond, Compass, Good) | -
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35. 'Tis no extravagant arithmetic to say, that for every ten jokes, thou hast got an hundred enemies; and till thou hast gone on, and raised a swarm of wasps about thine ears, and art half stung to de...
(Extravagant, Arithmetic, That, Every, Thou, Hast, Hundred, Till, Gone, Swarm, About, Thine, Half, Stung, Death, Them, Wilt, Never) | -
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36. If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
(Sense, Would, Long, Have, Committed, Suicide) | -
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37. It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
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38. Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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39. If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible.
(Worry, Were, Weight, Loss, Women, Would, Invisible) | -
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40. How bout I answer your question with another question; how many abo-digitals do you see modelling?
(Bout, Answer, Your, Question, With, Another, Many) | -
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