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1. What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
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2. What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.
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3. Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.
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4. CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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5. Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up.
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6. What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
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7. Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.
(Boss, Employee, Tension, This, Time, Down, Knock, Employee) | -
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8. I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
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9. Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
(Woman, That, Mans, Heart, Through, Stomach, Just, Little, High) | -
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10. If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?
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