http://saying.joetoe.com The world best collection of sayings, proverbs quotes, short jokes & humoristic texts on the web. Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:15:07 CET http://saying.joetoe.com en http://saying.joetoe.com/saying/16759_murphy%27s+law.html http://saying.joetoe.com/saying/16759_murphy%27s+law.html Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:15:07 CET Saying@JoeToe http://saying.joetoe.com/saying/16759_murphy%27s+law.html Incoming fire has the right of way.

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]]> http://saying.joetoe.com/saying/6261_take%2Cstraight%2Chorse%2Cmouth%2Cfrancis.html http://saying.joetoe.com/saying/4517_break%2Cprison%2Cyesterday%2Cfortune%2Cteller%2Cbeing%2Cshort%2Cwith%2Cdark%2Chair%2Cbroke%2Cpublic%2Clookout%2Csmall%2Cmedium%2Clarge.html http://saying.joetoe.com/saying/4517_break%2Cprison%2Cyesterday%2Cfortune%2Cteller%2Cbeing%2Cshort%2Cwith%2Cdark%2Chair%2Cbroke%2Cpublic%2Clookout%2Csmall%2Cmedium%2Clarge.html Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:15:07 CET Saying@JoeToe http://saying.joetoe.com/saying/4517_break%2Cprison%2Cyesterday%2Cfortune%2Cteller%2Cbeing%2Cshort%2Cwith%2Cdark%2Chair%2Cbroke%2Cpublic%2Clookout%2Csmall%2Cmedium%2Clarge.html There was a break at the prison yesterday. An ex-fortune teller, described as being short with dark hair, broke out of prison. The public is advised to be on the lookout for a small medium at large.

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