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1.  A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. (Edward Abbey)
Sarcasm (Patriot, Must, Always, Ready, Defend, Country, Against, Edward, Abbey)
 
 
 
 
 
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2.  Creation of woman from the rib of Man: She was not made from his head to top him; nor out of his feet to be trampled upon by him; but out of his side to be equal with him, under his arm to be prote...
One Liner (Woman, Made, Head, Feet, Upon, Side, Equal, With, Under, Near, Heart)
 
 
 
 
 
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3.  If the grass on the other side of the fence appears greener...it must be all the fertiliser they are using! (Kevin Rodowicz)
One Liner (Grass, Other, Side, Fence, Must, They, Kevin)
 
 
 
 
 
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4.  STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
T-shirt (Handicap, Park, Elsewhere)
 
 
 
 
 
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5.  The fastest way to find something you've lost is to replace it.
One Liner (Find, Something, Lost)
 
 
 
 
 
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6.  Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. (Kin Hubbard)
Sarcasm (Music, Kind, Keep, Will, Turn, Into, Tune, Hubbard)
 
 
 
 
 
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7.  The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris (Last, Digit, Chuck, Norris)
 
 
 
 
 
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8.  A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Computer (Once, Beat, Chess, Match, Kick)
 
 
 
 
 
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9.  -- Kant, Immanuel (1724-1804)
Misc (Kant)
 
 
 
 
 
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10.  Tradition is a guide not a jailer. (W. Somerset Maugham)
One Liner (Tradition, Guide, Somerset)
 
 
 
 
 
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