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1.  A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. (Edward Abbey)
Sarcasm (Patriot, Must, Always, Ready, Defend, Country, Against, Edward, Abbey)
 
 
 
 
 
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2.  Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. (Kin Hubbard)
Sarcasm (Music, Kind, Keep, Will, Turn, Into, Tune, Hubbard)
 
 
 
 
 
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3.  The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris (Last, Digit, Chuck, Norris)
 
 
 
 
 
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4.  A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Computer (Once, Beat, Chess, Match, Kick)
 
 
 
 
 
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5.  If success attend me, grant me humility; If failure, resignation to Thy will. (David Livingstone)
One Liner (Success, Attend, Grant, Humility, Failure, Resignation, Will, David)
 
 
 
 
 
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6.  Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
Chuck Norris (Hand, Claim, They, Kill, Percent, Chuck, Norris, Whatever)
 
 
 
 
 
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7.  Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris (Chuck, Norris, Laughter, Manslaughter)
 
 
 
 
 
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8.  Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Chuck Norris (Chuck, Norris, Throw, Much, Down)
 
 
 
 
 
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9.  I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. (Joe Louis)
Sarcasm (Like, Money, Louis)
 
 
 
 
 
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10.  Chop your own wood; it will warm you twice. - Mack King
Misc (Chop, Your, Wood, Will, Warm, Twice, Mack, King)
 
 
 
 
 
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